A quick note, To the person who told me I’d end up in jail. To the person who told me I’d always be a loser. To the person who held a shotgun to my head. To the person who told me I was irredeemably selfish. To the person who told me that I would just […]
14Aug24
I’m Great, Thanks For Asking
19Jan21
That was some weird shit
Title courtesy of George W. Bush’s reaction to Trump’s inaugural address four years ago. Political post. Surf on by if you’re not interested. To preface, I am not a member of a political party. I don’t feel either party represents me, and I don’t identify as one or the other. I think the world would […]
I enjoy watching some sports, either live or on TV. What I have no patience for is all of the circus that surrounds it.
19Sep11
Wells Fargone
I ended a relationship today.
Not the one with my girlfriend. No, this was a relationship with my bank.
4Apr11
Brown, Part II
A couple of years ago I went through hell trying to get a package delivered via UPS.
11Mar11
Change of Terms
Dear Bank who holds my MasterCard account
9Dec10
The Starbucks Dribble Cup
Starbucks cup lids suck
28May10
Possibly Involving Loss
The day of my birth, my horoscope in the local paper read: “changes will come, possibly involving loss.” I don’t believe in horoscopes, but that does seem to sum up my life at times. I’m sure most people could say the same. Not a day goes by that I’m not grateful for all of the […]
9Feb10
iCan’t Remember
Here’s a funny little tidbit:
Fact #1: I can’t remember numbers very well. I remember the patterns they make on a keypad, but not the actual numbers.
17Sep09
What can brown do for you?
Not deliver a package apparently. It took me two weeks to get a next-day package out of UPS. The first attempt made it to my house on the next day, as promised, but it went through countless sets of UPS hands before my delivery man marked the shipment down as damaged/missing contents. Even though it […]